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		<title>Home is where&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;you have the best poops. It&#8217;s true. Every time I get back home from a trip, whether just a quick weekend jaunt or a multi-week extravaganza, I have my most satisfying poops. The comfort level just adds that extra &#8220;gusto.&#8221; Kansas City&#8217;s claim to having great BBQ is warranted. They also have classy casinos, particularly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.middlechildsyndrome.org/blog/?p=168</link>
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		<title>Sometimes, when the mood strikes&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; you just have to pee. Today, my friend linked me to this ingenious, laughable, somewhat-gross-but-incredibly-practical urination aid for women. Resourceful feminism at its finest! Naturally, whoever developed this idea knew to cater their business model to the female tendency of cleanliness&#8230;no woman in her right mind would actually reuse this thing more than once, right? Let&#8217;s face it, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.middlechildsyndrome.org/blog/?p=155</link>
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		<title>Last call for masala dal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night in India. It&#8217;s been quite the 12-day run. Seeing the Taj Mahal up close and personal was surreal. The pictures don&#8217;t do it justice, that monument is majestic. I&#8217;ve never described anything as majestic. Staring at the white marble behemoth transcended me from reality for a moment, but I was brought crashing back down when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Collisions, enuchs, and frolicking poop&#8230;Oh my!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In general, India cars have the steering wheel on the right and drive on the left side of the road. I say in general because occasionally there&#8217;s an impatient asshole who creates his own lane roads from narrow one-way alleys. This normally wouldn&#8217;t be a huge issue since I don&#8217;t drive here, but pedestrians also [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.middlechildsyndrome.org/blog/?p=137</link>
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		<title>Doin&#8217; it for the story&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While wandering down a random street in Hyderabad last night, my friend and I spotted what appeared to be a Church&#8217;s Chicken sign inside a nearby shopping mall. However, upon closer inspection, it wasn&#8217;t, but better: After the initial hilarity from the visually blatant plagiarism/copyright infringement of the logo coupled with it being Texas-branded &#8220;halal&#8221; chicken, the Man v. Food [...]]]></description>
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		<title>India Trip &#8211; Day 2.5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been raining pretty regularly for the last 3 days, so the dirt roads are now flooded and filled with muddy sinkholes. India&#8217;s monsoon season gets rid of the heat and mosquitoes at the cost of muddied clothes and an added swamp-ass factor to the local aroma. Random occurrence: While walking through a local hotel, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>India Trip Documentation Attemptation &#8211; Day 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Took off from SF on 7/22/10 at 5:00PM PST headed for Dubai. Aside from the fact that Emirates took 1 HOUR to get my bag from the plane to the claim belt, I had no complaints about their facilities and service. I watched five movies during the 14.5 hour flight from SF to Dubai, some [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.middlechildsyndrome.org/blog/?p=80</link>
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		<title>Checking in, it&#8217;s the tits.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Foursquare, Gowalla, Yelp, StalkMe.net&#8230;Gen Y can&#8217;t get enough. I checked in at the India Visa Outsourcing place the other day using the Yelp Android app (F the iphone!). It asked me for any &#8220;tips.&#8221; I wrote, &#8220;This place stinks and has no ventilation, it gave me a headache.&#8221; I wasn&#8217;t being an asshole on purpose, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.middlechildsyndrome.org/blog/?p=74</link>
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		<title>Long time no see&#8230;blame it on me&#8230;gonna drop a D</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are thousands of people who look back on their daily lives and legitimately believe that it&#8217;d make for a great documentary, movie, comic strip, short story, romance novel, fiction, or instruction manual. I&#8217;m no exception. I think my life is a lot more entertaining than it probably is. I wear a red watch. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.middlechildsyndrome.org/blog/?p=68</link>
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		<title>Theme song at a bar/club when I go for 3+ drinks&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Howlowcanyago?? sound bite  music interviews sound bites It ain&#8217;t pretty, but it&#8217;s damn funny.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.middlechildsyndrome.org/blog/?p=67</link>
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